Quit These Pretentious Things

deezywheezy:

slytherin-in-the-tardis:

stillnot-ginger:

starshiprangerjess:

2-beds-and-a-coffee-machine:

#because Harry’s an idiot that’s why

#For the main character of such a good book series #He really is an idiot #Ooh what is this long skinny broomstick shaped package? #ITS A BROOMSTICK NO WAY

#Slytherin house is a snake #heir of slytherin can talk to snakes #HMM I WONDER WHAT’S IN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS #MAYBE IT’S A CHIHUAHUA #see this is why he’s not in ravenclaw

^this

(Source: tonkswyrda, via glorious-rumor)

jeric-kripke:

Trying to watch Gilmore Girls this early is like just asking for a headache.

They talk so fucking fast and subject jump every three seconds.

yelyahwilliams:

thefuzzydave:

Three Grandmothers watch the Kim Kardashian sex video. Best 90 seconds you’ll spend today.

I declare this my new favorite video.

“WAIT TIL THEY SHOW YOU THE PROFILE!”

(via glorious-rumor)

breadstickfanclub:

The year is 2042. “I was born in the wrong generation” a teenage white girl sighs as she listens to One Direction and cleans the lens on her vintage iPhone 4S.

(via girl-o-n-fire)

(via kaylasaur-xoxo)

I am about to die.

☞ harry potter and the deathly hallows part two

(via ibelieveinshercock)

Anonymous asked: shia labeouf

RUNNING FOR MY LIFE!

Anonymous asked: hay gurl

HAY

(Source: kingevans)

Director Darren Aronofsky asked Jared Leto and Marlon Wayans to avoid sex and sugar for a period of 30 days in order to better understand an overwhelming craving.

(Source: filmtrivia, via pwoperechelon)