Quit These Pretentious Things

i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here”

because i need money

what do you want me to say omfg

I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT

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imjust-kyian:

scroturn:

i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me

this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever read

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hanniballecters:

“Friendship, knitting, ….murder” 

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icanbarelyspeak:

not-thefunniestblog:

if kate middleton doesn’t present the baby to the world from her balcony the same way rafiki presented simba they are doing it wrong

when Michael Jackson did that people got really mad

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handgunsx:

perks of not having a thigh gap:

• when food drops on your lap, you can catch it

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itsyoure:

yunuen:

ishimaruu:

ITS A FUCKING IKEA ADVERT BUT JUST WATCH IT

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IKEA

(via rexuality)

hedlunds:

not a queen

a khaleesi

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livelify:

mattsmithpaw:

mattsmithpaw:

iM LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC MY RAT JUST WENT INSIDE MY BROTHER’S TOY CAR AND SAT IN THE FRONT SEAT

AM I SUPPOSE TO LAUGH AT THE RAT OR THE DOG

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coolfatcat:

cyberthug13:

citgo:

i remember this kid for suspended for jacking off in the back of french class in 9th grade

he was suspended for touching his oui oui 

god dammit

(via rexuality)